Get Your Mix Brutally Roasted by AI
Upload your mix. Get a health score, savage roast lines, and actionable fixes. Free tier available. Pro reports go deeper.
How It Works
Three simple steps to uncover what's really wrong with your mix.
1. Upload Your Mix
Drop your WAV, AIFF, MP3, or FLAC. Or paste a link from SoundCloud, Drive, Dropbox, or WeTransfer.
2. AI Analyzes
Our AI tears through your mix, identifying issues with frequency balance, dynamics, stereo image, and more.
3. Get Roasted
Receive your brutally honest report via email. Free tier: quick roast. Pro: full clinical analysis.
Choose Your Level of Pain
From free quick roasts to professional mix revisions.
Free Roast
- Mix Health Score (0-100)
- 3 savage roast lines
- 2 quick fixes to try
- Translation risk rating
Pro AI Report
"Pro mode: clinical, no jokes."
- Everything in Free Roast
- Executive summary PDF
- Critical issues with exact frequencies
- Translation analysis (phone/car/club/streaming)
- Step-by-step fix plan
- Reference track comparison
- Benchmark scores (LUFS, dynamic range, stereo width)
Mix Fix
- Everything in Pro Report
- Professional mix revision by human engineer
- 24h turnaround
- 1 revision included
Delivery within 24 hours. Weekend submissions delivered by Monday evening CET.
What You'll Learn
Deep analysis across every dimension of your mix.
Frequency Balance
Is your low end muddy? Highs harsh? We'll tell you exactly where.
Dynamics
Over-compressed? Too much punch? Get your dynamic range dialed in.
Stereo Image
Mono compatible? Too wide? We analyze your stereo field.
Translation
How does it sound on phones, in cars, on club systems, and streaming?
Frequently Asked Questions
Everything you need to know about getting roasted.
What file formats do you accept?
We accept WAV, AIFF, MP3, and FLAC files. You can also submit links from SoundCloud, Google Drive, Dropbox, or WeTransfer. Note: Streaming links (Spotify, Apple Music, etc.) work for free roasts but aren't ideal for deep analysis.
How long until I get my results?
We deliver within 24 hours. Weekend submissions are delivered by Monday evening CET.
What happens to my files?
Your files are stored securely and automatically deleted 30 days after delivery. We take your privacy seriously—your music stays yours.
Can I upload multiple tracks?
Each submission is for one track. Want multiple tracks analyzed? Submit them separately.
What if I need revisions on my Mix Fix?
The Mix Fix tier includes 1 revision. Just reply to your delivery email with feedback and we'll make adjustments.
Is the free roast really free?
Yes! No credit card required. You'll get a real Mix Health Score, roast lines, quick fixes, and translation risk rating. If you want more depth, upgrade to Pro.
Ready to Face the Truth?
Your mix needs honesty, not encouragement. Get roasted today.
Submit Your Mix